Some Jokes

 Bismillah, 

Today, I thought everyone would like a good laugh instead of a story (?) so I prepared some nice jokes for ya all. 

1.

Once, a passenger tapped a driver's shoulder to ask a question. But the driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, jerking the car to the footpath and stopping just 1 metre away from crashing into a shop's window. The car was silent for a while then the passenger said 

"I'm so sorry I didn't know that my tap would scare you so much"

The driver replied

"oh! It's not your fault at all... But please don't ever do that again"

"Why?"

"Because I was a funeral driver for 15 years, and this is my first day as a taxi driver."

Did you understand it...? 

2.

Tomorrow, it'd be the child's first day at school. He seemed worried and asked his father 

"how long do I have to go to school, Dad?"

The father replied 

"till you are 18"

The boy nodded thoughtfully. 

The next day, the father took him to school. At the gates of the class, he asked his father

"Can you please give my kitten a hug from me?"

The father replied

"Oh, why? You can hug her when you get back"

The boy started becoming teary and asked

"dad, can you please give my mom a big hug from me?"

"you can hug her when you are back"

The boy then asked

"Dad, would you remember to pick me up from school when I'm 18?"

Did you get it? 

Bye now, 

See you next time! 

Happy Monday! 

Sidra khan

Keep shining, 

Keep smiling