Jokes

 Bismillah, 

Who doesn't like to laugh? Well, I think a person with no feelings doesn't like to laugh. Even an evil guy will laugh, no matter if it's an evil laugh, it's still a laugh. 

We sometimes say funny things or tell jokes. Jokes are basically the main point of laughs. We can make our own, or while we're talking we can catch something funny, and turn it into a joke (my dad has won a degree doing that ;)

So today, I'm going to tell you some jokes! 

1. 

An officer once entered my farm while I was sowing. Surprised, I looked up and before I could open my mouth to say anything, he blurt out

"I'm here to check your farm to see if you're growing any illegal things"

Looking at his dress, I understood who he was. Nodding, I said

"Okay, but don't go in that field over there"

I then pointed to a distant field. 

Glaring at me angrily, he proudly pulled out his batch from his pocket, showing me it, he said

"excuse me please, I'm from the government and I can go wherever I want, understand? "

I shrugged, then nodded. Then continued my work. 

After a while, I heard the officer shouting and screaming, a bull was running behind him. And it was clear that soon the bull would catch up with him and tear him to pieces. Determined to save him, I jumped over the fence and shouted at the top of my lungs

"SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE! "

😂😂😂

Did you get it? If you want, you can share some of the jokes with me too in the chat box.... 

Salam, 

Sidra khan