'S' For Sunday, 'S' For Story!

 Bismillah, 

I thought that you'd all like a story, it's not JUST a story, It a FUNNY story. I'm sure you'll just laugh:). And I heard this story in Urdu, and I'll translate this story into English, so it's not really originally written by me.  

So here you go...... 

When a teacher didn't find a teaching job, she opened a clinic. With the clinic's signboard saying: come and cure your diseases, for 300 rupees, if it doesn't work, then 1000 cashback. A greedy man saw the signboard, he thought: Ohh wow, I'll lie and say I'm isn't cured, that I'll get 1000 rupees. The greedy man went to the doctor, he said: "Doctor, I'm not getting a taste of anything, please tell me what I should do. " the doctor told the nurse: "Take out the medicine from box B1 and give three drops from it to the patient " the nurse did. And then the greedy man declared: "But.. But this is Petrol!! . " the doctor said: "Congratulations! Your sense of taste has returned! Now give 300 rupees" 

The man went back to the doctor after some days to get 1000 rupees and said to the doctor:" My memory has gone very weak". The doctor then told the nurse:  Take out the medicine from box B1 and give three drops from it to the patient " Then the greedy man said: "but that's the medicine to treat taste" The doctor replied: "congratulations! Your memory has returned, now give 300 hundred rupees. "

The man was mad with anger, instead of gaining money, he was losing it, so he went back after some days to get his money. He said to the doctor: "My eyesight has gone very weak, doctor" The doctor replied: " ok ok, I give up, here are your thousand rupees" The man saw the notes and said: "But these are 500 hundred rupees" the doctor replied: "congratulations! Your eyesight has returned, give me 300 hundred rupees now. "

That's why they say, never argue with a teacher. 

 Salam...

Your explorer,

Sidra Khan.